Get Rich – Become Drug Dealer

According to Forbes Magazine, Mexican drug cartel leader, Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman Loera, is the 701^st richest man with a net worth of $1 billion. Not bad cash. Of course, to get it one must kill people (many of them innocent), deal drugs to children, and corrupt the Mexican jury system. Furthermore, you have to deal with the fact you are likely to:

1. Die a violent death at a very young age; or
   
2. Get caught by the Feds and spend the rest of your life at ADX Supermax.
   

 

As they say, money is not everything.