Wedding Spending Orgy

Only one week until the spending orgy of the year, the wedding cake, tux, hotel rooms, reception, limo, flowers, rehearsal dinner, and on and on. If I ever become dictator for life, my first dictate:

1. Church/temple/other – one priest
   
2. Like the NFL – a salary cap (and a hard cap) would be instituted. $1,000 or one month take-home pay – the smaller.
   

Once it is over, back to saving!!