Looking to avoid cooking and hungry, I decided to buy a Domino's pizza. Their website, in big bold letters, proclaims "You Got 30 minutes." Assuming it meant I would get my pizza in 30 minutes, I forgot about it until it took 58 minutes.
Looking at the website more closely, they buried a disclaimer at the bottom that admits their "30 Minute" guarantee is not a guarantee of anything.
They won't be getting any more of our business. If I cannot trust their advertisements, I won't use their service.